Changing Column Order In A Table

This subject has been posted several times, but I haven't seen a good
answer.

Problem:
I want to change the order of the columns in a table using T-SQL only.

Explanation:
After running your code, I want to see the following table...

CREATE TABLE [dbo].[TableName] (
[First_Column] [int] NULL ,
[Second_Column] [varchar] (20) NULL
) ON [PRIMARY]

look like this...

CREATE TABLE [dbo].[TableName] (
[Second_Column] [varchar] (20) NULL ,
[First_Column] [int] NULL
) ON [PRIMARY]

Limitations:
Don't post if your post would fall in the following categories:
1. If you don't think it can be done
2. If you think Enterprise Manager is the only way to do this
3. If you think I should just change the order of my Select
statements
4. If you want to state that order column doesn't matter in a
relational database
5. If you want to ask me why I want to do this

Wish:
Hopefully the answer WON'T involve creating a brand new table, moving
the data from old to new, dropping the old table, then renaming the
new table to the old name. Yes, I can do that. The table I'm working
with is extremely huge -- I don't want to do the data juggling.

Thanks in advance!